You’re sitting at your desk. It’s only 2 pm but your mind is already wandering away to your perfect muscle man. His name is Arkady. You’ve seen his DVD HEAT a million times. Does he speak English? Who knows. All you know is that you’ve been watching him ever since he walked into the locker room. You’re on the gym floor now and you’re out and out staring. Oh no, he’s noticed and he’s coming your way. Prepare to WORSHIP HIM.